All you need to do is go to the link below and tweet about it. As soon as your tweet is posted you will be directed to a download link for Samson's Lovely Mortal.
Or, if you have a smartphone you can just simply scan this QR code below. It works the same way (even though I haven't tried it out since, yes, I'm still on my Blackberry. One of these days, I'll get an iPhone.)
Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and a Happy New Year to all my readers and their families!